Let me Romare Bearden (paint) the picture for you.
Me and my girl. My crib. Mid-day. Feelin sexy. Crunched for time. In the mood. Impromptu love…
So we launch into a savage and frenzied game of touch and touch. Hot and bothered. We humid. Fubus, Lugz, Joe Boxers, Forever 21’s are torn asunder and hurled about. Moist flesh. [...]
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Fellas! You know how in public restrooms there is always one urinal that hangs lower than the others? Ever wonder why that is? Well, contrary to what you might think, its not for junior. Nope. Its actually for dudes with really long penises. I’m sure most of you had no idea.
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One of the few things that I learned from my senior level positions in corporate America is how to effectively set and manage expectations. This knowledge has helped me achieve good success in my business life. Now I’m taking what I’ve learned from the corporate world and applying it to my personal life. For example; [...]
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My 1st post comes in the form of a tempered rant. To all my parents out there with shorties under the age of 7: When you go to a Potbelly’s or Subway (or any fast-food joint), please don’t let your child/toddler tell the “sandwich artist” what ingredients/condiments to put on the sandwich. You know damn well shorty can’t [...]
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